Account For Everything
God Terror Alert (Or, an Open Letter to Condi)
by Elizabeth Keenan
With the one-year anniversary of Katrina upon us, I wonder how those shoes you purchased on Fifth Avenue are holding up? Did they give you blisters or buckle when you were walking to your secret service-guarded car as the storm was being declared a Category 3? And while people were stranded atop their roofs, missing so much more than their shoes, did you stop for a moment to ruminate on your childhood classmates, still in Birmingham living amid "America's poverty problem" while you decided against alligator stilettos that pinched a little too much in the heel?
Granted, you were resting easy that W’s compadre at FEMA, “Brownie,” was handling the weather problems—and why shouldn’t you?






